WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being hailed as an amazing act of canine heroism, President Joe Biden’s two German shepherds have dug up Donald J. Trump’s tax returns on the South Lawn of the White House.
According to sources, shortly after the President let Champ and Major out to play in the snow, they started sniffing one small patch of the lawn and digging intently.
Within minutes, the two White House pooches had unearthed twenty years’ worth of Trump’s federal tax returns, which they eagerly deposited on the Oval Office carpet for their master’s perusal.
Although it was unclear how, exactly, the returns came to be buried on the White House grounds, at Trump’s home in Palm Beach the former President was overheard screaming at his son Eric.
Back at the White House, Biden had little to say about Champ and Major’s adventure other than “Good boys.”